Etiquette by Mia Monroe

04/10/2014 by

A Guide to Mia Monroe’s Etiquette


This page is for the men who have never visited Mia Monroe before, and are seriously considering making that first call. To develop and maintain a quality relationship with Mia and have a great experience, please take some time to read through her booking etiquettes.

There is most definitely a right way and a wrong way to contact an Escort. You can be guaranteed not to hear back from the lady if you are rude, crude, ask personal questions, ask sexually explicit questions, ask questions about sex and money, or in any way speak in a condescending manner and are disrespectful, or ask annoying questions that are already on the escort’s ad or Personal website.


Learn all you can about an Escort. First Things First: Do Your Homework


Spending a little bit of time online is all it takes to save you from the risk of having a bad experience or getting ripped off from one of the lesser quality providers. If you don’t do your homework you are leaving to chance the outcome of your experience and will have no one to blame but yourself in you meeting the “Escort from hell. A good place to start is to look at an Escort Review Site like punterplanet.com.

On this site you can read feedback posted by other customers about Mia. Information about her looks, appearance, timeliness, professionalism, attitude, and the types of services the lady provided, even her rates regarding such. And lastly the overall summation of the lady as is crucial to assessing the entire experience.

Mia’s website has a link back to her reviews on Punter Planet. Get started by browsing through her website and then reading through her reviews. You can learn a great deal of information from Mia’s personal escort site which contains a lot of information like her preferred method of communication and booking, what are her available services and limitations, her hourly, day, overnight, weekend, etc. rates, even a wish list for those men looking to surprise her with a nice gift she will like. Take the time to read through her entire site not just look at her photos and rates. Next, read her reviews and you should be able to get a read on her personality and quality of service.

Initial Contact  

If the lady's escort site has an appointment request form, fill it out, providing her the requested information. This is where many men make their first mistake by not following instructions. If you don't like an escort's contact terms or you do not want to reveal any personal or contact information about yourself then it is best to move on.

If her form has a comment section, whatever you say do not make any rude or sexually suggestive comments. To do so will insure you never hear from her again. If she doesn't have a request form and only has an email or phone number then use this to initiate contact. For a first email keep it simple. In the Subject Line, use something like: "Hi from Robert " or "Appointment Request from Robert" This will get your email read.

Do NOT write, "I need it bad", or "Please Do me!" or "Do you do Greek, Full Service, or Bareback?" To do so, rest assured you will never get your email read and will automatically end up being deleted, very likely your email address will be put in her personal blocked list…Keep your email simple and respectful, include your contact phone number and best time to call, spelling and punctuation counts.

Mia is very good about returning respectful emails. You should generally get a response within 24 hours. Escorts are very busy, like everyone else; they have a personal life and run their business, just because she doesn't reply to you right away, doesn't mean bad news. If you have no response after 48 hours, you may try once more as sometimes emails do get deleted by mistake or overlooked in her junk mail box.

Mia may prefer to call back or text rather than answer your email, if you left a contact number and a 'safe' time to call. Once this dialogue has been opened, now is the time to find out more information about the lady.

Does she have a favorite meal or favorite flower? What kind of music does she like? What is her favorite thing to do? What does she dislike? Now this is assuming, this information is NOT on her web site. There is no greater way to look more foolish than by asking questions she has painstakingly posted on her website.

If this is your first time tell her. She'll appreciate your candor. Share with her your favorites, likes and dislikes. If you are bit nervous that is understandable, but be frank and open and tell her. Mia is fantastic at putting first timers at ease. This is not the time to be shy, bluff your way through, or tough it out! Finalize the date, time, place and length of your meeting.


Mia has an incall close to the city and also offers outcalls to 5 star hotels located within the CBD. She will gladly recommend a hotel to meet if this is your preference. This information is what you need to learn, during your communications leading up to your meeting.

An important warning here is the lady may have given you her mobile or other contact number. Now is NOT the time to become NEEDY or a phone stalker.

The Big Date With Mia  

Nothing can be stressed more here than be clean and well groomed. Be freshly showered, brush your teeth, comb your hair, and YES, you should be dressed. Answering the door in your white boxers works fine for scaring away Jehovah Witnesses but It is bad for a first meeting with Mia or any escort for that matter. The only pleasure you will have is the probability of watching her walk away or closing the door before you get a change to enter.

Be level headed, alcohol and drug free, Mia is alcohol and drug free, please make sure you let her know at the initial contact that you would like to have a glass of wine in her company while she has a drink of her preference. Falling down drunk or drugged out is also a bad idea. She will politely ask you to leave if the booking starts off that way.

Expect to sit and chat for a little bit to break the ice. Have a glass of juice, soda or wine. However, don't be put off if she refuses alcoholic beverages nor push the issue. Smile, respect it and have something else.

Be a considerate client by having the fee in a white envelope in plain sight… Mia may excuse herself and go to the bathroom to check all is in order, or she will see the envelope but say nothing or even touch it till the end of the meeting. Don’t ask, “So, what am I getting for this?” Remember, that's what your research was for.

After the small chitchat, Mia will ask you if you would like to come with her to the room. This will be your cue to have a quick shower while she prepares herself and the playroom for your date. Remember her boundaries and that No means No! If you're a bit nervous, she will sense this and lead you through the meeting. Remember attitude is key. If you are polite, act like a gentleman and treat her with respect and dignity, you are guaranteed a great time.

If the lady offers a BBBJ (Oral Sex Without Condom), only you can decide if you can accept the risk. Mia offers BBBJ with her GFE, PSE and the Deluxe Service. If you are not comfortable with that, ask her to use a condom, whatever you do, do not ask for natural sex, this will only ruin what has already started out to be a great time together. After your play time, expect some more small talk but remember, Escorts lead busy lives and the next client may be an hour away and she needs to get ready and freshen up. 

Outcall Appointments  

If you book Mia to come to your hotel room, please make sure she has a convenient place to park if she decides to self drive. Make sure your room and play space is clean and neat so she will feel comfortable. It's always a good idea to have some beverages available for her, from bottled water, juices or soft drinks.

If you like to drink or need a drink to ease your first time nerves, that's okay, just make sure you are not drunk when she arrives. Unless you have a beard or mustache, be clean-shaven, freshly showered, and maybe even a light hint of cologne or aftershave. You may wear clothes or a robe, but do not greet her at the door in your birthday suit.

Incall Appointments  

If you meet Mia at her incall location, please treat this information carefully. Do not share it with anyone else or accidentally allow it to fall in anyone else's possession. Respect her place at all time. Do not go anywhere you are not instructed to go, do not snoop, do not put your feet up on the furniture, that may be fine at your place but respect her place in case she's a bit more formal in her home than you are at yours. Does not ever ever show up to her place without an appointment! In case you missed that, read it again and live by it.

Escort Reviews  

If you enjoyed the experience and wish to thank her by writing a good review I suggest you ask her first. If you don't write reviews then just don't offer, or don't promise one and fail to follow up. If you're not comfortable writing one just let her know.


While Agency Escorts usually work for tips, Independent Escorts usually have an "all inclusive service" meaning no tipping. However it is ALWAYS a good idea, especially if the lady has gone the extra mile. Let's be honest, he who tips best, will get the best service in the long run. The escorts always appreciate them.

Follow Up  

Some clients send a short email within a couple of days thanking the escort. This is the polite thing to do and it keeps the door open for future meetings. The follow up doesn't mean send an email everyday or a phone call either. Just a short thank you until the next time will do. The Bottom line is to treat the escort like a lady, with dignity and the way you expect to be treated. Act with kindness, manners and respect and the respect will be returned by the Escort. If you have taken the time to research and find an escort who fits your needs, there is no reason you should not have an enjoyable experience.

These are the ground rules. Follow them and I assure you a better time with Mia.